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The Book of Flava Flave
should be in the Bible
Created on 2006-06-22 13:22:31 (#10508613), last updated 2007-06-12
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Basic Info| Name: | mediafriend |
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| Birthdate: | 09-25 |
| Location: | Indio, California, United States |
| Website: | MYSPACE!!!!! |
BioThe year is 1986, the hospital would seem clean if it werent for the smell of puke and shit in the air. A woman is giving birth to her second child, a child that would change the world. That baby was a badass, shot out of the womb at 246 m.p.h wearing sunglasses and duel weilding a dildo and a 40oz. Crashing into a nurse and ripping her top off with my newborn fists of fury.
Look at me now, I'm still badass, I don't have the dildo anymore, and I lost the sunglasses when a dog bit me in the face, but I've still got the general concept down.
P.S.
Things didn't work out with the nurse, she was a bitch.
Look at me now, I'm still badass, I don't have the dildo anymore, and I lost the sunglasses when a dog bit me in the face, but I've still got the general concept down.
P.S.
Things didn't work out with the nurse, she was a bitch.
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aerial combat, art-ish things, baby chiefs, back massage, boobs, books, bullets, busted ass telivisions, buttholes, cats, cd player's, comic books, computer keyboards, cunnalingus, downtown disney, dragons, drew tretick's violin, eli carter, explosions, fellatio, ferrets, fire, headbutts, high kicks, masturbation, mean rats, music (maybe), mutual masturbation, ninja gaiden, not fat people, raplh waldo emmerson, remote controls, screaming, shitty guitars, shower radios, the ocean, uppercuts, video games?
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